This device comes real close to what I had in mind when I wrote about orgonite cubes several months ago. This beautiful reinterpretation of the original Christopher Hills Pi-Ray Coffer sports a gold-plated pyramid diagram etched on a high grade printed circuit board, a copper coil with an exact length of the “Lost Cubit” measurement to cancel out detrimental “negative green” energy and set up a harmonious waveform, a powerful neodymium coffer lid magnet with a surface gauss reading of 4500, and a proprietary powder mix consisting of white powder gold (WPG), frankincense, myrrh, aetheric gold, aetheric silver and aetheric copper.

Here are some suggested experimental uses for the DeltraTron Orgone Receptor:

• Charge objects with the pure and powerful life force of the Great Pyramid King’s Chamber.
• Charge your jewelry, rings, and pendants with healthy, subtle energetic effects.
• Sell your property quickly by placing a note with the desired intention in the box.
• Create a psychrotronic generator which will accumulate orgone and possibly ORMUS which you can tap into when you are feeling stressed.
• On a small piece of cotton or silk, place a sample of your blood into the DeltaTron and watch your moods, energy levels, and emotional state improve.
• Place seeds in the box to grow larger and more vital vegetables, plants, and crops.
• Charge rocks, crystals, and mineral samples with the vital life force and place them in your garden with your favorite plants.
• Place any plant or vegetable leaf from your garden into the DeltaTron and watch it outgrow its neighbors.

The DeltraTron Orgone Receptor is quite a steal with its $189 price tag. Only from EMR Labs, LLC.

Who says Green Lantern should have all the fun? Introducing the Atlantis Ring. It is said to be a copy of a powerful magical relic from the fabled lost continent.

The intelligence that created the Atlantis Ring was far more advanced than ours and uses forces that we are only now starting to comprehend. The Atlantis Ring exists in our time through a scheme that the Atlanteans devised more than 4000 years ago. It was then made by a man who got the information telepathically from the spirits of Atlantis, who in his time were still numerous and active. It is thought that they also were the source of the information on how to built the Great Pyramid, the design of which was copied by all the Pharaohs afterwards. The Atlantis Ring is designed to protect the owner and give immunity against any negativity.

While the sales copy of the Atlantis Ring may be a bit of a stretch for most people, it can’t be denied that the ring looks dazzling, especially when it rests in its custom built pyramid-shaped box. Consider getting one for the Sméagol in your life this Christmas.

No, Roy Neary, you’re not having a close encounter of the third kind. These strange UFOs (undeniably fabulous objects) are Shambhala Meditation Healing Tools handcrafted by the Western Buddhist monks and nuns of The Church of Shambhala Vajradhara Maitreya Sangha, a registered tax-exempt non-profit organization.

The Meditation Tools combine sacred geometric forms with pure crystal, gold, copper and magnets and represent a special science within Buddhism. They represent three dimensional mandalas of light, of pure crystal nature, with the power to bring forth light within all living beings and in all matter, dissolving negativity. Within Buddhist teaching, pure and natural crystals have the power to bless all sentient beings with long life; gold and copper are two of the most precious metals that help blood flow and vivify all the channels of the body restoring power and life; and the magnets create a powerful energy that realigns speech, mind and the physical body to a higher reality of virtue and goodness.

These tools are available for purchase at Shambhala Healing Tools. Proceeds go to the support of the advancement of Tibetan Buddhism and spiritual understanding, as well as a broad range of charitable activities in Tibet, China, Nepal and India, including the relief of poverty and sickness and the advancement of education.

I’ve seen orgonite made in a variety of shapes like pyramids, cones and cylinders. I’ve also seen them take the form of platonic solids, like tetrahedrons, octahedrons, dodecahedrons, icosahedrons and spheres. But I have yet to see orgonite made in the shape of cubes. No, orgonite in ice cube trays don’t count; technically, an ice cube is more of a quadrilateral frustum, or apex-truncated square pyramid.

The reason I bring this up is because I recently visited Pyramid Gallery. No, it has nothing to do with pyramids and everything to do with beautifully designed cube boxes made by a fictional serial killer named Philip LeMarchand. Yeah, I know, the backstory is definitely hokey, but the art is to die for, pun intended. Maybe some enterprising vendor will take a hint and start making orgonite cubes decorated with all sorts of sacred geometric symbols in gold leaf. If they turn out looking anywhere near as good as the boxes pictured above, I’ll be in for one.

I chanced upon this fine art piece cum subtle energy device while checking out Oxygen Research. It’s called the Atlantis Highlife Environmental Energy System. Here’s some info from the website:

This electrodynamic environmental energy system is designed for the subtle energy connoisseur. Some have even reported that when this system is turned up full, doorways to other dimensions are possible. Precisely crafted with the dimensions of a full Cheops pyramid, this system is designed for those who want the ultimate Life Energy Amplifier Experience.

Basically, it’s a primary energy system utilizing a combination of noble gases and far infrared magnets activated by a scalar amplifier. The cylinders containing the noble gases are plated with precious metals and also contain crystal and gemstone powders to impart beneficial frequencies to the subtle energy. The system also integrates an ionizer and a pyramidal frame utilizing the principles of shape power and sacred geometry.

The version pictured above is the Cheops Edition. They have other models available on their website with peculiar names such as the Buck Rogers and the Stargate. Prices for these subtle energy sculptures start at $3,899. Now go rob a bank or something.

The ultimate cloudbuster, IMHO. This monster’s gonna set you back two thousand big ones over at Merlin’s Realm. There are smaller and more affordable pyramids and other sacred geometry devices available for those who don’t have enough Ben Franklins to spare. Dunno about you, but it looks like I’m gonna be skipping lunch for the next few months, ‘coz I want one of those in my backyard!