“So can you help me open my third eye?”

In my ten years or so of facilitating esoteric courses, this is one of the things that comes up the most in conversations with beginners on the Path, right up there with “I need a love potion ASAP, can you whip me up some of that mojo?” I guess we have “Charmed” and its ilk to thank for the MTV generation becoming so enamored with psychic abilities and powers beyond those of mortal men. Now there’s nothing wrong with being just your garden variety Homo sapiens sapiens, mind you. It’s just that everything on TV and in the movies point to Homo sapiens superior as having a better chance in all aspects of life. And we all know that, while the boob tube and the silver screen tend to exaggerate things to high heavens, these mediums have always been excellent barometers of the public pulse, and that pulse is saying that most people have this need to feel special in some way and to have an advantage over their fellow men.

Now a lot of people get interested in the occult and the paranormal and end up enrolling in esoteric courses hoping to develop extrasensory abilities. And clairvoyance happens to be one of the most popular choices available from the smorgasboard of psychic powers. But it’s not as simple as going to your neighborhood shopping mall, picking out a fancy pair of sunglasses, putting them on and getting instant etheric vision.

Have you ever seen the movie “At First Sight”? Val Kilmer’s blind character is given a chance to regain his eyesight via surgery after losing it during his early childhood. Just because his eyes could now see, it didn’t mean that his brain could automatically make sense of what he was seeing. So he had to learn to see, and he found the whole experience to be deeply disturbing.

A friend of mine went through a similar ordeal. She badgered my late teacher, an incredibly gifted psychic and healer, into opening her third eye via the process of shaktipat, despite his admonitions that the process could become traumatic for her. Seeing his warnings fall on deaf ears, and realizing that the only way she would see his point is if she experienced it for herself, he went ahead and administered the shaktipat, but cautioned her to be careful for the next few weeks as she grew accustomed to her new ability.

The adjustment period was expected to be rough, but nothing like the hell of a learning curve she went through trying to get used to her newly acquired clairvoyance. For one thing, it proved to be totally uncontrollable, turning itself on and off at unpredictable times. Once, she was giving a seminar on hatha yoga, when suddenly, everyone turned into blobs of light right before her eyes. Imagine trying to maintain eye contact with your students when that happens. Another time, as she was crossing the street, her etheric vision switched on without warning and she was suddenly confronted with huge spheres of light zooming towards her. Fortunately, I was able to pull her across safely before she merged with a gigantic yellow globe that was actually a massive eighteen-wheeler. It’s been five years since these incidents, but she’s still struggling everyday to turn her “curse” into a “gift”.

Now this post is not meant to be an argument against the development of psychic abilities. It is only intended to inform the seeker on the Path that the pursuit of paranormal powers is fraught with dangers that are usually glossed over in Hollywood productions that choose, instead, to focus on the glitz and glamour of it all. The glamour is the illusion, while the danger is the painful reality. Tread wisely, fellow seeker.

Sorry about disappearing just like that. Kundalini syndrome can do that to a person. I’m busy getting my act together, so, hopefully, the blog will be back to regular programming in a few days.

Dennis Griffin of Orgone Crystals sent me some glamour shots of a cloudbuster that’s worth it’s weight in gold.

This custom job required a heavy gold component in the matrix, due to the nature of the location where the CB was going to be deployed. You can see the glitter of 24K gold from Thailand through the clear cast resin base. Utterly decadent!

The quartz tower in the center of the cloudbuster has been hollowed out to accomodate a light source. When illuminated at night, the effect is simply stunning!

Aside from making these top-notch, one-of-a-kind creations, Dennis also runs Warrior Matrix, one of the more active forums serving the orgonite community. There’s also PsyWarrior Matrix, where conspiracies, psychic experiences, cults, alternative health and related stuff are discussed, and Orgone TV, for those who want their daily orgone fix delivered a la YouTube.

Luke Skywalker would give his one good hand for a light saber like this.

The PMOS, short for Photonic Multiwave Oscillator System, is a synergistic combination of the technologies developed by Georges Lakhovsky and Nicola Tesla. Devices of this sort are commonly referred to as Multiple Wave Oscillators (MWOs), in reference to the very large number of high frequency wave oscillations that such devices produce.

Lakhovsky discovered that cells are electrical in nature and manifest properties of resistance, capacitance, and inductance. He noted this oscillatory nature of healthy cells and observed the cells enter into a state of oscillatory disequilibrium or disease while in the midst of an invasion by microbes. Lakhovsky found that high frequency radio waves could energize malfunctioning cells since the spiral helix or coil that is the RNA-DNA in each cell acted as a receiving antenna for the radio waves the MWOs generated. MWOs produce frequencies which are characteristic of living organisms (from 750 kHz up to 3 MHz and harmonics which extend up to 300 GHz).

Lakhovsky’s research demonstrated how the application of an external electrical field generated by the MWO was able to energize the cell, in the process helping the cell expel waste and ingest nutrients. Eventually, Lakhovsky integrated copper tubes filled with argon gas to serve as the antennae of his Multi Wave Oscillator. He noticed that certain noble gases, when stimulated by high frequency currents, helped speed up detoxification, which promoted cellular development.

The PMOS makes use of a high-voltage transformer and a specially designed tesla coil to generate a high frequency electrical field. This is used to excite various noble gases in the air plasma tube and multi-tube array, producing a highly complex deep broadband photonic energy field rich in ultrahigh electromagnetic frequency harmonics that can stimulate the subtle energetic aspects of the human configuration. The multi-tube array includes twelve tubes filled with an assortment of noble gases and common gases including neon, xenon, krypton, argon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen and helium. Each of these gases exhibits its own characteristic vibrational frequency spectrum that interacts with the subtle energy fields of the body.

You can read more about the PMOS over at Evenstar Technologies. You can also check out VIBE Machine and Novalite Research for other versions of this technology.

No, Roy Neary, you’re not having a close encounter of the third kind. These strange UFOs (undeniably fabulous objects) are Shambhala Meditation Healing Tools handcrafted by the Western Buddhist monks and nuns of The Church of Shambhala Vajradhara Maitreya Sangha, a registered tax-exempt non-profit organization.

The Meditation Tools combine sacred geometric forms with pure crystal, gold, copper and magnets and represent a special science within Buddhism. They represent three dimensional mandalas of light, of pure crystal nature, with the power to bring forth light within all living beings and in all matter, dissolving negativity. Within Buddhist teaching, pure and natural crystals have the power to bless all sentient beings with long life; gold and copper are two of the most precious metals that help blood flow and vivify all the channels of the body restoring power and life; and the magnets create a powerful energy that realigns speech, mind and the physical body to a higher reality of virtue and goodness.

These tools are available for purchase at Shambhala Healing Tools. Proceeds go to the support of the advancement of Tibetan Buddhism and spiritual understanding, as well as a broad range of charitable activities in Tibet, China, Nepal and India, including the relief of poverty and sickness and the advancement of education.

Here’s a spiffy new radionic workstation that’s got enough bells and whistles to keep both tyros and vets very happy for a long time.

The folks at Higher Power Technologies call this workstation the Psychotronic 8. Personally, I think Psychotronic Overkill would be the perfect nom de guerre for this contraption. If looks could kill, this thing would be on death row right about now.

Expect to shell out close to $3,000 for one of these babies. Kinda pricey, methinks. But judging from the life force that’s coming out of the pic and caressing my palm with all the subtlety of a Mack truck running over roadkill, I believe it’ll be three grand well spent.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock the past few years or so, you’ve probably heard of Ernie Vega’s popular creation. Cybershaman is a complete software system specifically developed to unleash the awesome power of the mind that is latent in all of us. This causal manifestation interface is based on focused intent and Universal Law, and is driven at its core by the combined principles of non-linear resonance, quantum computing, and sacred geometry.

Ernie seems to have dropped off the face of the Earth, but not before making the final version of Cybershaman available as a free download. A manual of sorts was compiled by an avid user and serves as an excellent guide to getting the most out of this program. There also exists a discussion group where users can share their tips, tricks, techniques and experiences in using this software.

I’ve seen orgonite made in a variety of shapes like pyramids, cones and cylinders. I’ve also seen them take the form of platonic solids, like tetrahedrons, octahedrons, dodecahedrons, icosahedrons and spheres. But I have yet to see orgonite made in the shape of cubes. No, orgonite in ice cube trays don’t count; technically, an ice cube is more of a quadrilateral frustum, or apex-truncated square pyramid.

The reason I bring this up is because I recently visited Pyramid Gallery. No, it has nothing to do with pyramids and everything to do with beautifully designed cube boxes made by a fictional serial killer named Philip LeMarchand. Yeah, I know, the backstory is definitely hokey, but the art is to die for, pun intended. Maybe some enterprising vendor will take a hint and start making orgonite cubes decorated with all sorts of sacred geometric symbols in gold leaf. If they turn out looking anywhere near as good as the boxes pictured above, I’ll be in for one.

I chanced upon this fine art piece cum subtle energy device while checking out Oxygen Research. It’s called the Atlantis Highlife Environmental Energy System. Here’s some info from the website:

This electrodynamic environmental energy system is designed for the subtle energy connoisseur. Some have even reported that when this system is turned up full, doorways to other dimensions are possible. Precisely crafted with the dimensions of a full Cheops pyramid, this system is designed for those who want the ultimate Life Energy Amplifier Experience.

Basically, it’s a primary energy system utilizing a combination of noble gases and far infrared magnets activated by a scalar amplifier. The cylinders containing the noble gases are plated with precious metals and also contain crystal and gemstone powders to impart beneficial frequencies to the subtle energy. The system also integrates an ionizer and a pyramidal frame utilizing the principles of shape power and sacred geometry.

The version pictured above is the Cheops Edition. They have other models available on their website with peculiar names such as the Buck Rogers and the Stargate. Prices for these subtle energy sculptures start at $3,899. Now go rob a bank or something.

If you’re in the market for a decent succor punch, be sure to check out this uber cool version by Andy Schwarm. I particularly like the Ghost Rider meets Rambo vibe of this thing. With this gadget, you don’t only get to kick reptilian ass, you even get to look the part.

Pictured is the 12V model, which plugs into a car cigarette lighter socket. A green LED indicator on the black plug illuminates the skull at night for that utterly creepy look. There’s also a portable version that operates on a 9V battery. Only at CTBusters.